Cause of Death: Diabetes: Realisation that a minute on the lips meant far longer on the hips, heart, brain and the discovery that small amounts of dark chocolate are far more satisfying. The possibility of the loss of a very important limb, my personality.
    Story of the relationship: Chleo took on much more that she would chew but my how she loved nibbling on him! Like a Curly Wurly, chewy, chocolatey but essential incomplete, he just didn't stack up to much when you allowed for the big holes. In the wrapper, he looked epic, out of the wrapper he didn't look too bad either but you cannot build a life long relationship on sex. You can get ten good years out of it though. Now reformed, Chleo is gorging on dates, has developed a serious affection for cats but is queen of all she surveys, which is lovely.
Where did they meet:    In a sweet shop, although she did not realise that the shop had other much more satisfying offerings.
What she will miss most:    Chocolatey thighs, the serious sugar hit. Being young and able to gorge on chocolate with no real consequences!
What she will not miss:    Everyone's had a Curly Wurly, just pop into any purveyors of treats and pick one up! Not exactly challenging. Supplys a brief high and a serious slump. Low GI from here on in. Slow release is so much more satisfying.
What she would do if she met him again:    Possibly lick him but most definately will not put it in her mouth.
Biggest regret:    Taking ten years to get over my Curly Wurly addiction.
    This relationship is survived by: all the girls at Weight Watchers! lol
    Final words: Yum!