Our relationship ended when thankfully, she had a fling with another bloke and then I upped and left after meeting a new much nicer girl. She had to clear up our rented house and deal with everything. It was most of her mess anyway.
    Our time together was awful, as she kept on cutting her arms (self harming), arguing, no one liked her, her parents had spoilt her and she was mental. She just sat around eating, smoking and doing bugger all else. Apart from that, she was lovely, if incredibly stupid.
    
I think we met by accident or through a friend
    
Many things stick in the mind:

Her asking if Canada was in Europe?
Her crying after my mate chucked water over her, despite her doing it to him about a minute earlier - Classic.

Her many tantrums.

No one liked her.
    
    She weighed a tonne everytime she sat on my lap or used to try and make me catch her. I'm surprised I haven't got back trouble.
    
    I regret my lack of judgement at a vulnerable time, and personal sadism for staying with her so long.

By the way she wasn't Jade Goody. I'd probably have preferred it though.