Dead of sanity and common sense failure. Complications of the financial and responsibility systems arose later. Starting in such poor condition, experts agree that death was inevitable from the start.
    They started on what they thought was Cloud Nine, but they actually read the map wrong and started on Cloud Two. Falling occurred shortly thereafter, and impact on the cold, hard reality below was just a matter of time.
    Investigators are still trying to figure out where they met, but sources indicate that it was a mental institution of some sort. Or perhaps a theatre group.
    He will be remembered for seizures, a complete inability to act like a human being, and general ineptitude. Some will also remember him for his kleptomania.
    We will miss the cable television he paid for.
    We will not miss...anything else.
    If we never see him again, we will die happy.
    It was disappointing that all our Star Wars videos mysteriously disappeared with him.
    He is survived by many acquaintances and family, all of whom now know he's a complete nut job.
    "Thank God That's Over."